Thursday, 22 September 2016

Cerita Lucu

Naik  kendaraan

Kisah  ini  bermula
ada  seorang bapak-paka  yang  setengah  tua
ia  lalu  naik  kendaraan  Kereta  Api
karena  ia  sudah  terlambat,
maka  ia  naik  kereta  tak   mebeli  karcis   di  loket

ia  beli  tiket  di  atas   kereta  api,
lalu  kereta  api  sudah  jalan.

Dalam  perjalanan   ada  pemeriksaan  tiket,
ternyata   penumpang  kereta  api  ini
tak  ada  tempat  duduk.

Disaat  ia  tengah  berdiri  itu,
datang  pemeriksaan  tiket,
ia  masih  saja  berdiri.

Namun  ada  sebuah  kursi  yang  kosong,
ia  lalu   mau  duduk,  tetapi  ia  di  tegur  oleh  petugas

Kalau  kamu  mau  duduk,  kamu  harus  tambah Rp.5000
karena  demi  ia  duduk   ia  lalu  tambah   Rp. 5000,-

Selanjutnya  di  saat  ia  telah  sampai  di  stasiun  keereta  api,
ia  lalu   naik  becak,  namun  ia  tak  mau  duduk.

Ketika  itu  tukang  becak  berkata,"Pak  duduk  Pak!"

"tidak akau  tak  mau  duduk,  sebab   kalau  duduk   nambah  lagi  Rp.5000,

Tukang  becak  itu   hanya  senyum-senyum  saja

1 comment:

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